The Bark Command Crew

  • Queenie

    Girl’s got it.

    No matter what the challenge, or who’s the challenger, she always manages to steer Woof Force One to victory.

    Beautiful and always perfectly composed, but the spotlight’s not her thing, so she happily lets King Commander be the face of the team. Although sometimes, he starts to believe his own press and they veer off course. She always brings it back, and has negotiated with The Elder to be paid handsomely for her trouble, King’s idiocy is a constant itch.

  • King Commander

    Hansless = Handsome + Useless.

    Bro’s been placed at the highest ranks because his lineage traces back to the bravest of Good Boys who founded the planet and his mom’s The Elder, but privilege and pandering paved his way to success, only he’s just really not good at his job.

    He is excellent as looking good, though, and if he just lets Queenie do her thing, he always shines. However, he forgets that sometimes and the Ace Flyer steals his thunder on the regular, and his vanity just can’t take it. That, and the real threat of the Monkey Kingdom’s rise tarnishes his golden life.

  • J-DAWG

    Bot with a Heart…and a plan.

    His robot programming was designed for him to serve, but his knowledge, data, and tough guy reality earn him the respect of the crew, except King of course.

    Too smart to get tied up with ego, he’s also too smart not to have organized a side empire of J-Dawgs who could takeover at the slightest sniff.

    His unfailing loyalty to Queenie keeps him on the crew but gives him a Chihuahua-hair trigger when anyone tries to mess with her.

  • Ace Flyer

    They’re fabulous and fleeting.

    Never staying in one place long, they’ve got the Han Solo vibe, an artist’s soul, and a glamazon’s style.

    Swooping in to save the day, like it’s no biggie is their signature move, which delights Queenie but grates on King’s nerves.

    Not one for politics, sticking around, or group dynamics of any kind, they chafe at any effort to wrangle them and will run away with the wag of a tail, frustrating anyone who relies on them.

     

Bark Command

“Puppy Run” Pilot Synopsis

The elite Crew gets a call from a distant star East of Pluto, which would require taking a dangerous wormhole back into earth’s solar system.

King Commander’s excited about a Pluto pitstop, which is a Disney-fied vacay spot for dogs PlutoPong, but Queenie’s worried that the emergency call might be more than they can, or should, handle.

J-Dawg sets a course for East of Pluto, and they discover a whole planet o’ puppies with no momma dogs to be seen! There’s far too many to save and King Commander has skirted off to Pluto for some R&R.

His selfies reveal that all the service dogs look exactly alike---exactly like these puppies. They’re being cloned to staff PlutoPong, and an evil shadow organization is behind it all!

The team comes together for the ultimate puppy run to save the clone pups!

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